This Butt’s For You

Note: this used to be a page but i decided it did not deserve that status so i reset it as a post, which will be updated periodically

This is dedicated to the jackass actions of those whose only response, short of killing the miscreant, is to moon them.  Thus, this butt’s for you.

For those compelled to change lanes in order to pass a single car, only to come up to a stoplight this butt’s for you!

For the bicyclist who do not stay in designated bicycle lane this butt’s for you!

For the (generally heavyset) person who wears the hat with “cat” ears this butt’s for you!

For those who yell into their mobile phone then chastise you for listening in to their private conversation this butt’s for you!

For those who cut you off when there is no one behind you only to exit at the next exit this butt’s for you!

For those who treat a stop sign as a suggestion this butt’s for you!

For those who flip you off for honking at them when the cut you off this butt’s for you!

For bicyclists who weave in and out of traffic this butt’s for you!

For people who hold up a checkout line to answer their mobile phone this butt’s for you!

For those who apologize for inappropriate actions and continue to do the same thing this butt’s for you!

For those who cannot wait their turn this butt’s for you!

For those who think that “Right Lane Ends” means that the right lane is a passing lane and those in the left lane must yield to them this butt’s for you!

For those who force themselves into your lane because they made a mistake and all of a sudden need to be in your lane this butt’s for you!  Extra credit for when the passenger gets out and yells at the cut off car when he honks at the car cutting off the car in the right lane this butt’s for you!

 

 

 

 

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