Bulletin!! Bulletin!! Bulletin!!

This just in!!!!

The Jenny McCarthy Institute of Pseudo-Science is proud to announce that is has found a new phony reason not to vaccinate your children!

The Jenny McCarthy Institute of Pseudo-Science is a leading advocate on not vaccination children because it is bad, bad, bad.  Despite the claims from this institution that vaccinations cause autism, specifically from the thimerosal additive.  Despite the fact that thimerosal additive being removed from children’s vaccinations since 2001.  Despite all scientific studies showing no link between vaccinations and autism, in fact a large Canadian study showed a higher level of autism amongst non-vaccinated children.

Why?  Because, Jenny McCarthy has one study that supports her claim and as a learned scholar (2 years of college), she knows better than the scientific community does as a whole.

Well now the mini-Jenny’s of the world have acted.  With absolutely no scientific proof whatsoever and without any logic to support them they have discovered the following:

  1. American children have been vaccinated in “alarming” large percentages over the last several generations.
  2. Most American children have been subjected to fluoridation in their drinking water – Portland, Oregon being a notable exception.
  3. Post-pubescent young women in America are showing a growing propensity to have the “Fried Voice” syndrome.  While some young men experience this, it seems by unscientific study that it primarily related to young women.

Given all of this, the Jenny McCarthy Institute of Pseudo-Science is proud to announce that they have decided that there is a link between vaccinations, fluoridation, estrogen, and fried voices.

So, parents be warned.  If you do not want your daughters (or high-estrogen producing sons)  suffering from fried voices you have to either not vaccinate them or move to Portland, Oregon.

Be warned!