3 Day Growth

Note to next dude with 3-day growth:

Fashion points 1000 points

Minus 999 because it is so passé

Professionalism Minus 1000 points

You look like someone who needs to grow up and I am not trusting MY business to you.

Either shave that crap or grow a decent beard.

This in between stuff should have died of 20 years ago. Crockett and Tubbs, you ain’t. The fact that you still hang on to it is somewhat pathetic.

It would be like me with long hair, tie dye, and sandals (wait, I am rocking two out of three right now – well I am allowed because I am old and I am hiring YOU)!